"She craved in her heart and her soul, the meme of all memes. But alas, it didn't exist... Yet."

I need help! 

I desperately want to know what Billy Mays without a beard would look like, but I suck shit at photoshopping faces. I'm only good at making shitposts and texture mods for my games. 

Is there any one out there who will teach me how to photoshop faces,

OR

Photoshop Billy Mays [beardless]. 

The world needs to see it. We gotta start next year off on a good foot, and I think Beardless Billy Mays would be the greatest next meme.