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I am mainly just here for the porno games. ABSOLUTELY NO FRIENDS UNDER 18. I am not interested in anyone but my husband, and I don't want little kids talking to me. Big thank.

Dylan Heart @FransHansenson

Age 27, Female

Puppeteer, Painter

Man, I miss school.

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Posted by FransHansenson - November 14th, 2018


"She craved in her heart and her soul, the meme of all memes. But alas, it didn't exist... Yet."

 

I need help! 

I desperately want to know what Billy Mays without a beard would look like, but I suck shit at photoshopping faces. I'm only good at making shitposts and texture mods for my games. 

Is there any one out there who will teach me how to photoshop faces,

OR

Photoshop Billy Mays [beardless]. 

The world needs to see it. We gotta start next year off on a good foot, and I think Beardless Billy Mays would be the greatest next meme.

"Billy Mays here with another FANTASTIC product."


Posted by FransHansenson - October 18th, 2018


It's time to start the day off right.
Let's take some time to breathe, take a look at our daily goals, and stretch this morning.

Have an amazing day, and remember to just try your best.


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Posted by FransHansenson - October 18th, 2018


Please enjoy, and feel free to watch every night as you wind down for bed.
It's always nice to have somewhere to relax, or something to relax to.

Have a great night all!


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Posted by FransHansenson - October 11th, 2018


"Obviously, everyone has something that's them specific, right?"

So, I have this idea that I want to research every religion. Like all of them, obviously staring with the main ones (Which there's like over 20 of them), going onto the hundred(s) of religions.

My main reasoning being, all of them have to have some amount of similarity between them all. So I figure if I deduce all the similarities and put them together, I think I'll end up forming a simple base religion. 

My OTHER HOBBIES include, but aren't limited to : {INSERT GENERIC PEOPLE ACTIVITIES HERE}


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Posted by FransHansenson - October 9th, 2018


"She craved thrill, adrenaline... Adventure!"

What are some times where you've just taken time to explore the world around you, went to places in town, visited another place, or really any adventure you found fun. 

I had many an adventure growing up. When ever I tell people about it, they either believe I experienced it, or they think it's a "fishing story," until they realize I'm not kidding. So I don't expect a lot of people to have the same adventure stories, but hopefully I can find new ways to have a great time :)

I remember I used to live in Vegas about 4 years back now, born and raised, and I would pretend to be a tourist every now and then when I'd get stressed. I would let myself fall in love with the architecture and the lights. I still miss it to this day, keep on having neon dreams, ya know. 

When I was in my teens I'd frequent tunnels / storm drains, because I found it interesting to see the more harsh sides of life. I'd embrace the rugged people, the graffiti, the broken things arranged to create an assemblance of what one would say looks like "home." (A period of my life landed me there myself once, but I always kept positive, and looked for ways out.)

And I'd always like to run off into the desert. Its amazing all the random trinkets you can find out there. But then again I'm a bit like a human crow. If I find a small thing that looks good to me, I put it in my "treasure box" at home. 

Well, there's 3 of mine.


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Posted by FransHansenson - October 3rd, 2018


"I'm going to order these from lowest to highest frequency, if anyone wants to check these out."


They've done a bit of  good for my brain, and I think if you're interested in this kind of stuff, that you should do a little research into it to see what waves will work best for the things you need your brain to do.

 

A longtime friend of mine turned me onto this and it's pretty beneficial. I've literally had the hardest time getting out of my depression, and as I'm not completely not depressed, I have been able to start getting better. 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKnfB6hdH_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWYyGMuZSgc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrGrYyScwjQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3F4bAUU_s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVPLIZotdrg


Posted by FransHansenson - September 28th, 2018


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4quQSxX03Hk&t=0s&index=16&list=LLBNKitsJICiV51AMUpwwdag

So I was watching this video this morning, and the guy on here makes his own oil paints. 

It honestly looks so fun and satisfying. I bet the quality feels amazing while painting. It gets me thinking that it'd be cool to try some day. Except one major problem. I haven't the thinnest clue of how to make my own oil paint, nor do I own any. (Mainly 50 cent bottles of acrylic from WalMart.)

But I gotta say, it does sound super intriguing. Just look at all those beautiful, vivid shades <3


Posted by FransHansenson - September 27th, 2018


I still don't know how to make my own 3D models yet, but I did find some objects that I could retexture.

And I got to say, I'm a genius. I have like two more pages worth of stuff now :) 

But I still should really learn how to use Blender.


Posted by FransHansenson - September 25th, 2018


"She doesn't hardly use it for the games, she just makes different rooms to hang out in."

I have 8 pages of items and memes for the game, but I wish I knew how to make 3D objects for my game :/


Posted by FransHansenson - September 23rd, 2018


"I have the greatest idea in the world! How would you like to-"

"No thanks."
"Oof."

Do you ever hear a song, or have a random idea for a video in general? And then when you want to make that video, no one's down even if it sounds completely fun? And my personal favorite, when you try to make it, it comes out looking like shit?

Me too, it's my fucking favorite..

I just want to do something creative, but everything takes resources I'm too impatient to collect over time.