"She had a dream that maybe someday, they'd all bite her shiny metal ass."
I'd really like to become a cyborg, but I have an intense fear of doctors and hospitals. Every last experience I've had with hospitals, and my family's experience makes it really seem like doctors don't know what they're doing, refuse to do it when they know it'll help better than the pill of the day, or literally just turn you into zombies and make you reliant on medication.
Needless to say my dream of being a cyborg, and living a longer, healthier life of quality, is one of those things on stand by. I've only had one instance where the medical team at a hospital was actually friendly, healpful, and compassionate. Then again, it's probably rare for all the right ones to be in at the same time.
My other problem in acheiving my dreams, is that I'm flat broke. If that doesn't tell you enough, look at the things I do for a career. They all make me happy, but they don't get me hardly even dirt. I'm kind of a neiche market. So I'd probably have to wait for the fall of mankind, assuming there's an apocalypse, so I can trade people the things I own and my skill sets to acheive my dreams of being at least 200 years old. (Because, ya know, it's "greedy" to want to live forever, or something.)