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FransHansenson
I am mainly just here for the porno games. ABSOLUTELY NO FRIENDS UNDER 18. I am not interested in anyone but my husband, and I don't want little kids talking to me. Big thank.

Dylan Heart @FransHansenson

Age 27, Female

Puppeteer, Painter

Man, I miss school.

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You've been around! :) I like collecting things too. Rocks. Shells. Polished bits of wood. Like being out in nature. I love the desert too, though haven't ever explored them so much. Just been fascinated by the texture, and warmth, and the endlessness of it all. Hmmm I remember quite a few small adventures growing up, hopping between countries (my dad worked at Ericsson, so that was the both big benefit and bane of the job - never staying one place more than a couple years).

One time I went jumping between small islands of gravel and trash in a shallower part of what people used to call the 'shit river' close to our home in Escazu, Costa Rica. It was basically a really dirty-looking river that - if people didn't tell me things that weren't true at the time, was basically made up entirely of sewage water, and led down to a cleaning facility where all that water was filtered before it went on to the ocean. There were fences on both sides wherever you went, but of course they weren't all whole and unpassable.

I don't remember any smell, so maybe it wasn't true at all, but a lot of people threw their trash over the fences so it definitely looked the part. The surrounding landscape was mountainous so the water was raging, it was wide yet enclosed in shrubbery and loose earth, with steep and trashy edges, and it was all pretty exciting to traverse until I jumped onto a patch of land that wasn't as steady as I'd thought and started sucking down my foot like quick sand. I managed to jump back, retraced my steps, and that was the end of that particular adventure.

In Saudi me and my good (but probably not very positively-influencing) friends climbed through an unlocked window into a motel, into a room just packed with stacks of dusty mattresses, where we crept around as if in tunnels through the storage - the hazy sunlight falling in through the dusty air. We didn't dare stay there too long, but that might just have been the most adventurous venture we were on... and it was a cozy room too. An unexpected find within the camp within which we lived there.

Other times we climbed outside a fence at the top of a stairwell onto the roof of a three-story building, climbed into the pool area after opening hours and went swimming with our clothes on, went out on a wild chase after what we thought was a stolen bike that I'd just parked on the wrong side of the house and forgotten about... another friend, who happened to be a Scout, tried to patch up a wound from a dog bite with a banana leaf, that I'd attained while trying to pet a stray dog. Fortunately his mom realized something was up when he asked her... not sure what it was now, if they had band-aid's or if banana leafs really did have a blood-stopping effect, either of those. XD At the time all of this might not have been as fun but looking back...

I remember walking through new cities, or places, and taking in the sights and sounds and strange bits of new cultures that both scared and intrigued, like passing over a high river and stopping to look at a bed of alligators below, or like crossing the street to get around a drunk in a country where you don't know the language; don't want to confront anyone because you don't know what to say or how they'll react. Or a bit more mundane: following random slivers of water into the woods, paddling around the lake, seeing gigantic old trees plummeting down into the depths under the surface... so many small moments. Man. Memories are nice to have! Feels like this post woke up some slumbering mementos. :) Want to start doing some spontaneous things; taking in some new impressions again.

Dude fuck yes! I've never been to Saudi, but it sounds like the kids out there crave adventure as the one out here in the USA. You know what would've been cool?! If you guys took those mattresses (you'd have to be sure you wouldn't use them again) and slide down a wet hill / small mountain with them. It's sounds like it'd be fun if the mattress was small enough. Or you could use giant, plastic, storage lids for it.

Man, now I want to go to the woods and have woodland adventures. And see an alligator. (I've never seen one in real life.)

Well my good friends in Saudi did just so happen to be from the US. XD We lived apart from the locals there, in camps (that's the way they wanted it - the locals). But it was pretty nice because it was a small place where everyone was in the same situation, with a little shop, and restaurant, and sports areas and such. Little slice of enclosed paradise. At the gates they ran metal detectors under all cars that came in (ours too), since even though nothing ever happened while I was there the mood between some of them locals and us outsiders wasn't so great... something about those religious conflicts. :) We actually lived there during 9/11. Tension was kinda high at that time, but I've heard it got a lot worse after we left. No idea how it is now.

Haha yeah that would have been fun! Wouldn't have dared take any of them back then though, but if we did... it was all sand you know. :P Just flat sand stretched out as far as you could see beyond the walls (which was another cool thing but kinda derails that awesome hill-sliding possibility). We have snow mattresses over here (Sweden) during the winter though, and they do pick up some crazy speeds! :D Fortunately I have a nephew so we can do those kinds of things! Woo!

Mmm me too. :) I'd like to see a bear some time too, now that we're back home and all (dad's retired so we're no longer bouncing around as much). Not too up close though.

Dude things mellowed out a bit after 9/11, and ramped up after Ex-President Obama's first term, onto his second. It REALLY got bad here as of the last 3 years.

Well I was thinking of Saudi, it was like 9/11 split the population a bit, all of a sudden there were groups who felt enforced somehow and really wanted all the outsiders to get the hell outta there, but another side... didn't side with them I guess. You don't really stand up for your opinions in Saudi though, national or no, but they did make tourism a lot more difficult after that. You had to have a VISA to get in before too, but it's harder to get one now.

Good to know how it is over there too though! I get the impression Obama tried to do good things but never really had the power? And now with Trump, hmm... interesting times! How bad is bad though? What's it like now, living there?

Everything's backwards land, and honestly, Trump scared me a bit at first but he's not that bad. He's kinda like Reagan. Honestly, I'm just kinda sad that most people are always angry on all sides. I hope to get everyone to just get along once I establish my religion.

Backwards like... more specifically? Violently? Economically? In people not getting along? Being afraid to voice their opinions? As for Trump I like his honesty, but not so much his stance on climate change... and some other stuff. Seems like he's the type who might get something done though! Hope it's the good things!

Politics is a lot like religion too huh. XD Yupp, better establish it fast! Could make for some radical changes! :)

All of the fucking above man. It's bad.. We're not even truly capitalist anymore.

Not sure being capitalist was ever a good thing though. XD I mean it'll always be a system that benefits those who have the most. Not saying communism worked well either, if you're thinking either that or the other. But man... hope things get better somehow. I hear drugs are big trouble too? Prisons full? Homeless roaming the streets? You've got all those re-occuring hurricanes and droughts too. My mind's starting to play images like from a dystopian sci-fi movie here...

Yeah man, it's bad out here. But a lot of the homeless problem is caused by drugs. It IS possible to make a decent wage and live here as long as you're motivated, and move up the ladder. A lot of people think they should be able to own a home with a part time, minimum wage job. A lot of our problem is that the government has been pushing welfare onto people, and they make it braindeadly easy to get. Most people honestly would rather have hand outs than hone a craft that makes them money, and makes them proud of themselves.

Still California seems pretty nice. Like a slice of paradise.

People in Cali can't drive xD

Unexpected Californian downsides. XD Ah that wellfare's system problem's something we have too, all too many people wanting to take the easy way and get a grant whatever way possible,, but it still seems like enough people do work for everything to keep rolling OK. Maybe it's all too new to you guys; a new opportunity everyone wants to jump on? You haven't had that kind of welfare long have you...?